What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Bible.. Hm.?

I don't like religions.

Deuteronomy 17

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Maybe leave out

Innocent before proven guilty

I like God is love and lives within you.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

What did one boob say to the other boob

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Your going to be alright just relax

But this is not

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

This isn't going to, hurt.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

I don't like

Lose lips shimk ships.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

You shall not bear false witness.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?